"Going vegan isn't going to make companies kill any less animals" tweeted @WaheyBanter96 yesterday dinner time, after placing an entire decapitated chickens body onto an oven tray, ready to cook it.
Brad Thomas, who goes by the Twitter name @WaheyBanter96, has always had it in for "those f**king vegans." In fact, Brad regularly tweets about veganism and how stupid it is, because, as he puts it "You shouldn't be telling anybody what they can and cannot eat. Get some bacon in you."
We caught up with Brad in person, after he had just finished eating a literal bucket of battered chickens flesh, to ask him about why he thinks being vegan is unhealthy.
"So yeah, it's unhealthy. We need meat, don't we? I mean. It's evolution, isn't it... Those cavemen probably didn't eat... What vegans eat."
Brad went on for quite a while about how basically every vegan supports PETA and hates humanity. We attempted to engage in some sort of discourse with him, but ended up running out of time.
If one thing is clear from all this it's that Brad, as a unique social critic, has ideas of great value to add to the debate on animal agriculture. One can't help but imagine him turning his 140 character tweets into a New York Times bestselling book in the near future, and we did mention this to him. To help our readers get a sense of Brad's vibrant personality, in case his name pops up in the near future, we thought it would be illuminating to feature his actual Twitter bio, which currently reads:
#Lad #Sesh #KFC #UNILADJournalist Newcastle upon Tyne
What an intellectual powerhouse this man is. Watch out VEGANS!
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